Not mine, but the first couplet I remember hearing

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 20-Apr-2009 19:22:16

The boy stood on the burning deck, having a game of cricket.
The ball went up his trouser leg, and hit his middle wicket.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 22-Apr-2009 23:10:48

lol! That's really cute. I like it.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 25-Apr-2009 0:17:37

Shouldn't this go in the joke board?

Hey! Could we get a cl over here to move this topic?

Hey you... Simon... aren't you.... never mind.

Funny.

Bob